Sorted Details of the Pirate

The pirate is the man known as Jake Theisen. I am a 22 year old, straight male who makes his home in Fort Collins, CO. I am the assistant manager of a movie and enjoy everything involved with my job.

I am a huge movie and wrestling fan. They seem to be two of my chief pursuits in life. The movies thing makes my job the dream one for me to have right now. These are the facts of my life as I see them right now. The posting on this site is soon to follow.

I hope you enjoy the tales of pillage to come! And if you don’t, then you can walk the plank you scurvy dog!